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@LesPlenty now youve done it................

my sincere apologies, I honestly wished to enlighten those who were unaware of the possibility's available. For example, lets fuck Oprah off and have the ex first wookie run off with Kanye, thats about partisan as you can get right?. So, if michelle the first tranny runs off with Kanye. does...

Ive managed to ascertain the winning strategy for the 2020 presidential election. I think Hilldog didnt win cause she wasnt diverse enough. So, I think Michelle Obama is going to come out as a tranny, leave Barry, declare shimself a lesbian & run off with Oprah who becomes the first lady. fun...

I hear KFC is now delivering in china.

@Stevenski mrs dorkus doesnt need it cause she already has one. My toes look exactly like this. She picks which one she prefers at the time by screaming things like ' take me to market bitch!' , ' gimme some roast beef ' or ' make me go wee wee all the way home' Unless of course, she wants...

Who says no one has a sense of humor any more? especially a company these days? well lets give a hand to BCF (boating, camping, fishing) these good muthafuckers have had this ad campaign for a year or two. But apparently someone complained, last year it was one of the most complained about...

yep, its utter bullshit. check out this article from reader digest aust. http://www.readersdigest.com.au/healthsmart/everything-you-need-know-about-medical-cannabis it says as of the end of sept 2018 only about 1500 authorities have been issued in total for the whole 24+million of us. but...

Sure, lets have a looksy then. So some chick named Gillian is looking for an experienced boner to work in a purpose built boning hall? and Gillian is an equal opportunity employer? Sounds like Gillian is an insatiable slut with a sling in her lounge room & is seeking BBC to pull a train. Here...

wut? Really? I thought you said this year you were going as ' Blue Waffle' ? (google images if you dare)

A quick PSA to help you all Halloween responsibly.

I will just leave this here, it explains everything.

Poor little guy. Made my eyes water just watching it. I believe these are a delicacy in southern states. BTW- I recently had an operation on my nuts (twice! yay!!) and it pretty well looked like this too. But after much success, You may now call me Loretta. Im also available for...

note to self- Just because it thats how it works in your own country dont assume everyone is doing it. I really misunderstood, turns out his NAME was Wang! Who Knew? (Hu Nu was in the next cubicle over) Good thing I didnt drop my phone. (that would have been awkward) However, my now...

Happens twice a year the morning after the gangbang at Richard Geres house. Its the bi-annual hamster colon race. AKA the hamster bog swim. I think Katy Perry won this year. (twice)

after much deliberation, im going to leave this here. I wasnt sure if it belonged here, the pets thread, the halloween contest thread or even the classifieds thread? My family & I are seeking a playmate for my rottweiler Arnold (as seen here) you are required to have all the relevant...

So I go to a fancy dress party with a ' period costume' theme. Now everyone is mad at me...................

Mrs Dorkus quite often needs to write me a shopping list. For the illiterate among you, it says TAMPONS

speak for yourself, Im fine.......................

so thats where aunt gladys has been hiding? I know you said your son was born 23lbs, but wow. may I suggest some sort of kegel exercises? or can we get Gladys a snokel at least?